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Jeremy<3 10.03.11

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

Source: wuhtver Via: bitchycannibal

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

thatpengguy:

OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head 

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but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body 

so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE 

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THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE 

awkward-fallen-angel:

yellow-turtle:

metatron is right, cas is in love with humanity he loves humanity so much he’s going to open a charming B&B in vermont with humanity he’ll give up his entire new family for humanity he broke through naomi’s bainwashing because he wouldn’t hurt humanity he wants to make out with humanity he WATCHED HUMANITY RAKE LEAVES

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)
Source: katamarang Via: jetbag
Source: lejazzhot Via: mybuckystar

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

crowley cares about his boys

#crowley is more supportive than my parents

thatvegancosplayer:

babygoatsandfriends:

obamafart:

egberts:

ok but, have you seen this duck on a skateboard?

i need one

he was a skater duckshe said cya later duckquack quack quack quack quack

THERE SHOULD BE EIGHT QUACKS TO LINE UP WITH THE SONG.
WTF.

thatvegancosplayer:

babygoatsandfriends:

obamafart:

egberts:

ok but, have you seen this duck on a skateboard?

i need one

he was a skater duck
she said cya later duck
quack quack quack quack quack

THERE SHOULD BE EIGHT QUACKS TO LINE UP WITH THE SONG.

WTF.

Source: egberts Via: jetbag

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

cats-weed-sleep:

scratchingpad:

Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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THANK YOU

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever


fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

Source: luvzi12 Via: rhyse